An Ode to John McCain

(for those, who know English only...)

An Ode to John McCain
A comedy of errors

There once was a cadet named John McCain,

And his passing grades he did barely maintain



For rules of safe flying he showed great disdain,

Once clipping power lines, causing blackouts in Spain

As a young Navy pilot, he flew against the grain,

His reckless flying cost taxpayers, many a plane

His "hot dogging" urges could not be contained,

When he blew up his own ship, 130 were slain

Transferred off the ship, to his mates he was a bane,

Because daddy was an Admiral, no one dared to arraign



He was shot down in Nam, over enemy terrain,

Angry villagers then beat him, until their fury did wane

In exchange for good treatment, Johnny would explain,

All the military secrets that his small mind did contain

In spite of good treatment, he could not stay sane,

And years of captivity did damage his brain



The stress of the times caused such mental pain,

By the end of the war, snow white was his mane

Upon his return the scoundrel would feign,

"I was tortured in Nam", again and again



To gain public sympathy, he limped with a cane

But he had no leg injury, he was pulling our chain

He flushed his loyal wife right down the drain,

And married an heiress, with much more to gain

From a career in politics he could not abstain,

He ran for Senate, a seat he'd obtain

"I'm a war hero", was his familiar refrain,

But soon his record would reveal quite a stain



The Keating 5 scandal nearly ended his reign,

But the media darling recovered, growing ever more vain

When POW families expressed him their pain,

Their pleas, the cruel bastard, would not entertain

He's a RINO Republican, like Collins of Maine,

Bashing the Right, and helping liberals to gain



His infamous tantrums are often profane,

Curse words and F-bombs flow from him like rain

"Don't deport aliens!" he does complain,

Wide open the border must always remain

In 2008 he played a Straw Man campaign,

Handing Obama the White House, with hardly a strain



Bomb Bomb Iran!" is his comic refrain,

In the pocket of Israel is traitor McCain

CIA coups are his political domain,

Financed in part with cash from cocaine

He encourages terrorists, from Qatar and Bahrain,

To murder Syrian children, with thugs we did train

In defiance of Putin he arrived in Ukraine,

Preaching death and revolution, he's clearly insane

His warmongering rants have become so mundane,

Babbling like a drunkard, smashed on champagne

"War! War! War!" goes his mantra so inane,

This psycho should be fitted, with straight jacket & chain

If America the Doomed is like a runaway train,

In the engine next to Obama, sits Johnny McCain

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Ландыши.. Ландыши.. Лан - не дыши!

ТС
А что такое keating 5?

[spoiler=termit]
Это тот самый чемпион мира по уничтожению своих самолетов? Сколько он их уничтожил? 20? 25?

а вот это то единственное, что и я не понел...

Но думаю, что такая же "перемога", что и всё остальное перечисленное.. У маккейна оказывается как у укров - вся жизнь сплошные "перемоги", одна блискучее другой..

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Ландыши.. Ландыши.. Лан - не дыши!

Походу скандал какой то

Коррупционный скандал в котором были замешаны пять сенаторов.

Для тех кто спикает - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keating_Five
В скандале так же отличился один из первых 5 астронавтов - Джон Гленн

To gain public sympathy, he limped with a cane
But he had no leg injury, he was pulling our chain

Чтобы получить симпатию опчества, он прихрамывал и ходил с палочкой
Но у него не было травмы ноги, - он просто наё..ывал нас



«- А чего это он с тростью - хромает? - Ну да! Ты с ним побегай наперегонки - солидности добирает!» - «Место встречи изменить нельзя»

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Ландыши.. Ландыши.. Лан - не дыши!

А трость ему зачем ? Для понту /c/ Оттуда же

"Маккейн? Это тот трус который сидел в плену?
Трамп (с)

Мнение самих американцев о Маккейне:

SONGBIRD IS A SUPER TRAITOR

1.) He graduated at the bottom of his class at West Point.
2.) Crashed 4 planes during training, killing at least 1 instructor
3.) Blew up the aircraft carrier USS Forestal on his 1st mission, killing fellow soldiers.
4.) Got shot down on his 2nd mission ( broke both his arms ejecting ).
5.) Confessed to the Viet Cong within days and got special treatment for 5 years.
6.) Information he revealed to the Viet Cong got 30% more American planes shot down.
7.) His Vietnamese captors nicknamed him "The Prince".
8.) Divorced his first wife and married the mafia heir to the Anheuser Busch fortune.
9.) Was implicated in the Keating Five Scandal costing taxpayers billions.
10.) Blocked the release of information about American POWs still in Vietnam for decades.
11.) Got caught over and over again posing with ISIS (al-Qaeda).
12.) Supports every single illegal war costing America TRILLIONS of dollars!

http://www.godlikeproductions. ... 0/pg1

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Маккейн признался, что это он распространил куйню против Трампа
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/w ... 06803

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