у лёшки жопка мёрзнет... газетой укрывается

Jailed Kremlin critic Alexey Navalny told a Moscow court of “freezing” conditions inside his prison, as he appeared via video link to outline his case against the authorities at the Siberian penal colony in which he is being held.

Addressing the Supreme Court in Moscow, the opposition figure described the harsh conditions he is enduring in Artic prison, where he was transferred to last month, alleging freezing temperatures and a 10-minute limit on eating food.

говорит - хоооолодно, а на жратву дают - 10 минут

“It is impossible to eat in 10 minutes,” he told the supreme court judge in Moscow. “If you eat every day within 10 minutes, then this meal turns into a rather complex process.”

невозможно, грит, есть за 10 минут

“The punishment cell is often a very cold place,” he continued. “Do you know why people choose a newspaper there? To cover themselves. Because with a newspaper, I can tell you judges, it is much warmer to sleep for example than without one. And so you need a newspaper so as not to freeze.”

в пытошной грит - очень холодно, но грит - газета помогает; укрываешься ей - и не мёрзнешь

искра

невозможно, грит, есть за 10 минут

Дайте пидору лопату: пусть пользу приносит!

А ещё совсем недавно жрал омаров.

Откуда там газета?

говорит - хоооолодно, а на жратву дают - 10 минут

Откуда там газета?
"Правда" или "Труд"?